IT'S A LIVING

Lifes not the French Riviera-believe me
Lifes not a charity ball.
It isnt -all a great, big, bed of roses
Its not like showbiz but the main thing I suppose is-
Were-
(we are not fake, believe me!)
not the people you envy believe me.
We-
(we...are going to make it)
know were doing okay!
Okay -we may be less than wealthy,
But better yet, Were young and healthy.
And any--one whos young and healthy knows that thats the way - the traffic flows
Its a living! :)

The WTF Files: Just Say Huh? to Drugs.

OK, for those of you who watch TV, you may have seen the commercials for a couple different asthma medications. One of them is Advair, i forget what the other is. On either one, however, if you listen to the side-effects, one of them is
ASTHMA-RELATED-DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you fucking kidding me???!!!!!


DOC: I'm going to write you this presciption. Take one a day. You may experience some side-effects, like headaches, coughing, sore throat, death, nausea or vomiting. If any of those become unbearable give me a call and we'll switch your medication.


FOOL: Oh, ok,--wait! What?!! Death?!!!!


DOC: Well, for that one, if you wake up dead, stop taking the pills and call your mortician immediately, she'll take care of you from there.


DOC: Oh, by the way, uh..., we're gonna need you to pay your bill before you leave the office today..., yeah..., thanks. And good luck!



What if this happens with other medications, like, idk, say, Viagra. What if you radiply got such a big woody it just stabbed you in the heart. Like schwing, splat, odie, odie, odie!!! Like some pervert vampire named Garth being run through with a stake!


IDK, i just gotta say, WTF with this one!