Bah Procrastination Bug

It is Christmas Eve and i've not yet bought one present. Getting ready to start this year's xmas shopping today. Hoping to have it all done within four hours. Otherwise, some people will be SOL. If all goes as planned, this will be my record for xmas shopping procrastination and the shortest time for holiday shopping. The only way to top it next year will be do wait till xmas day and do all my shopping in one hour at Rite-Aid. I can hardly wait for the holiday to pass. I need a drink.