OTHER TIDBITS

~JESUS IS COMING, LOOK BUSY!!!


~I absolutely H A T E talking on the phone. My ringer is virtually ALWAYS set to silent. Just text me, k?


~I AM A NOT-SO-ANONYMOUS ALCOHOLIC.


~I have faith, just not in your god; drinking spirits is as about as spiritual as i get.


~BUY ME A JACK-ON-THE-ROCKS AND I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.


~God bless Bill Maher.


~GOSH BLESS JIMMY CARTER.


I can always count on Coldplay when i feel sad and need to coax the fucking tears out. :'(


~HECHO EN LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS FUCKERS, SO DON'T SPEAK TO ME IN SPANISH!


~I don't care to receive chain-mail or chain-texts from you. I consider them THREATS--and i don't take too kindly to threats. A friend wouldn't wish me years of bad luck for neglecting to forward some fucking e-message anyway; s/he'd just wish me good luck and always hope the best for me.


~And now a precious nugget of wisdom from actor, addict and all-around crazy man Gary Busey, "SOBER stands for Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real!!!" So true, Gary, so true!




I'm really good at
Being quiet, working hard, enjoying libations, spending money, listening, making dumb jokes, finding silly puns & thinking dirty thoughts--and sometimes verbalizing them.


Oh, and punctuation & grammar. Not that i use them all the time, but please, if your writing is unclear, use 'em! Proofread! Punctuation is hot! People who can use a comma turn me on.


No, i am not an ass. OK, sometimes i am. Mostly i am nice though. :o)




I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next drink.
Why the Kings have to suck every year.
What will happen on 21 December 2012.
Dirty thoughts.
Ways to spend what little money i have.
Which season of Newsradio to watch [again].
Another drink.
What i will do with my future Super Lotto winnings.
Realize that i don't play the Super Lotto.
Sex.
Why Los Angeles lacks sufficient and accessible green space and how i would fix it.
Why Los Angeles lacks sufficient rail transport and how i would fix it.
Why Los Angeles is dirty and fragmented and how i would fix it.
Why i wasn't a Los Angeles city planner.
Why I love LA so much.
Dirty thoughts.




On a typical Friday night i am
Working the corner of Santa Monica and Highland.


(Just kidding)


5pm-6pm: Maxin' & relaxin'
6pm-7pm: Chillin'
7pm-8pm: Kickin' it
8pm-9pm: Keepin' it real
9pm & on: mix, imbibe, sin, rinse, repeat...




Food
Avocados. Popsicles. Campbell's Tomato juice. Odwalla Superfood. Steak. Dominos' Chicken Kickers. My mom's Bean & Chorizo soup. I like my family's spinach and egg dish. I prefer Clausen Pickles; i'll not eat Vlasic. Pickled beets are yummy. So are Corned beef and eggs. So are chorizo and eggs. I like spicy food! Mexican, Thai, Indian are all good. I am a glutton for Tito's Tacos. Don't care too much for BBQ sauce. I'm willing to try new things, but generally, i dislike seafood-- idk, there's something fishy about it and i'd probably dislike insects, cuz they bug me. I prefer my animals to not be in the same shape/form on my plate as they were in when they were alive.




Books
I like history books, boring, right? Well, get this: i have a book of the history of writing history in the US, and it is freaking fascinating! Is that a new level of boredom for you? Haha. I also enjoy reading about linguistics and psychology. Biographies of historical figures are good too. I generally can't get into fiction. I used to like to read the Choose Your Own Adventure books as a child, though.




Heroes
GOD--the early years, (early, Old Testament, vengeful God) makin' humans pay! where are you my old fiend? Smite me already! Just kidding, there is NO god.
Other heroes of mine are Dennis Kucinich, Anastasia Beaverhausen and those who fight the evil Zionists and  apartheid in Israel and Palestine.