Can i just tell you how fucking much i HATE Time Warner Cable? Please? OK, here goes (from my twitter account):
I fucking swear, if TimeWarnerCable were a person, i'd murder her! Quit fucking with my #Dodgers game! #goshmutherfuckingdamnpieceofshitcunt
I might as well listen to the game on the radio, cuz this Time Warner transmission keeps blacking out! #Dodgers #Cubs #shittyoverpricedcable
Some of the most evil things in history: Torquemada, Hitler, the Eighteenth Amendment, Jiang Qing, Israel, God & TIME WARNER CABLE!!! Grrrr!
I wanna get all Torquemada on Time Warner Cable's ass after a Twenty-first Amendment binge. #drunkANDpissedoffryanisntpretty
I wish TimeWarnerCable's headquarters were located ontopof the DeepwaterHorizon oil rig! Eww, can u imagine how much dirtier the gulf'd be?!
Time Warner Cable can suck my ripe, un-showered ass after i've eaten a bushel of beans!
If the FBI could read my thoughts, i'd be arrested for making XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX against a certain corporation.
Subscribing to Time Warner Cable makes the baby Jesus cry!
Teacher says, every time Time Warner's phone rings for a new subscription, an angel goes to hell!
I think the oil spill was caused by someone on the rig throwing the tv at the well cuz Time Warner's service sucks ass!
The Titanic didn't sink, cuz it hit an iceberg. It sank cuz it hit a big piece of Time Warner's bullshit!
The Jews didn't kill Jesus, Time Warner's ancestors did.
Time Warner is the main cause of global warming, due to the steam coming out of its subscribers' ears!
In 2012, Time Warner will take over all TV transmission, bringing about the end of the world as predicted.
Oil spill was caused by Time Warner execs vacationing. When they went 4 a swim, they made the water all dirty w/ their slimy scummy selves!
The real end of 24 was that Time Warner was behind all the terrorism, but they threatened to not air it, so a new ending was written.
If Time Warner ran Disneyland, it would be known as the Fucking UNhappiest place on Earth.
Time Warner Cable is a slut: it's screwing people night and day!
If Time Warner cable were a gay man, he'd be a top, considering how many people Time Warner fucks in the ass every day.
That Lakers game sucked, but not as much as Time Warner Sucks.
Time warner sucks so much, they could single-handedly suck up all the oil in the gulf!
If China really wanted a reliable way 2censor the TV & internet, they should let Time Warner take over service-then no 1 would see anything!
If Time Warner's service were a person, it could file for unemployment, since it never works!
If Time Warner's transmission were Mother Nature, we'd have another ice age, since it's always freezing!
If what your country is doing seems to you practically and morally wrong, dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
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