So i am on twitter now. Ugh, something new to keep up with. I am not really serious about it. I just feel like i don’t wanna miss out on something, i guess. Haha, i'm such a loser! Honestly, i don’t see what the big deal about it is. Or is that just cuz i have a smart phone, and easy access to FB & Myspace? I guess that’s the deal, right? If you can’t easily access those two, to let your friends know what you are doing, you can just tweet by a simple text. For me, i can just update my status easily on FB or MS via my Blackberry. Therefore, i'll probably not be using it that much.
Only a couple people are following me. I am following mostly news sites: Al Jazeera, CNN, NPR and the Dodgers. I could care less what every celeb is doing. I don’t understand that obsession. I’m not sure why you want people to know what you’re doing all the time though. Hmmm, what shall i tweet…?
I’m waking up.
I’m in my cubicle at work, looking at porn.
I’m taking a dump.
I’m skimming the books and setting up a swiss account.
I’m picking my nose.
I’m eating at Mc Donald’s.
I’m throwing up what I just ate.
I’m at the club.
me druunk as fcuk!!!
Wher my kees go?
Car in dich, anyone can picks me up?
If you wanna really see what i just twat on twitter i’m _rytweet. That’s right, i said twat, you cunt, whaderya gonna do about it?! Sometimes i like to make weak verbs strong, just for the hell of it. Observe:
Tweet, twat, twit: I tweet now. I twat yesterday. I had twit that already.
Shave, shove, shaven: I shave regularly. I shove this morning. I had shaven already.
Wave, wove, woven: I wave. I wove to you earlier. I had woven to you when you turned around.
Well, you get the idea. Yeah, I’m a big fucking dork, whatever. It’s not breaking news. Get over it.
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