Ok, seriously...who keeps Andy Rooney on the air?? Do you watch the nonsense at the end of every 60 Minutes broadcast? This man is far too old to be on my TV. It seems he lost his mind years ago, but everybody at CBS is obviously too scared to fire the old codger. Someone needs to do it! Check out this sample of his genius that passes for news worthy of air in primetime:
Click here to see Andy's non-sensical ramblings!
Did you like those febRUary graphics? Cuz, i wouldn't have understood what the hell he was saying unless it was spelt out for me! Thank god he didn't try and tackle weDnEsday!
Hey, he didn't explain why he thinks of september as an ending-type of month.
Check out those crazy eyebrows-they're wild!
Andy has a computer at his desk?!! Come on! He can't know how to work that thing; obviously just there for show!
More appropriately, there is a magnifying glass on his desk. This, i think, is the limit of the technology he can handle--and then only because it literally has a handle!
If what your country is doing seems to you practically and morally wrong, dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
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