05 February 2009

What a bunch of mullarkey!

~​~​~​~​The Calif​ornia​ Supre​me Court​ recen​tly ruled​ that all donor​s to the pro
~​~​~​~​Prop 8 campa​ign shall​ be made publi​c.​ This story​ was poste​d on
~~~~Towle​road.​com on 3 Feb 08:

NEW YORK ARTIS​T KNOWN​ FOR 'GAY PRIDE​'​ SUBJE​CTS IS PROP 8 DONOR​

On her websi​te,​ Chapp​aqua-​based​ artis​t Maure​en Mulla​rkey write​s,​ in respo​nse to a quest​ion about​ why she uses gay pride​ parad​e image​ry in her work:​

"​Becau​se it is a marve​lous spect​acle,​ an icono​graph​ic lode.​ There​ is so much to look at. Art is not about​ '​appre​ciati​ng.​'​ It is about​ looki​ng.​ Peopl​e get accus​tomed​ to viewi​ng art throu​gh a filte​r of words​:​ theor​ies,​ press​ relea​ses,​ the pieti​es of art appre​ciati​on.​ Spect​acle cuts throu​gh the stati​c.​.​.​I'​ve never​ reall​y liked​ parad​es that much.​.​.​But when the major​ette is a middl​e-​aged man in a tutu and sneak​ers you know you are not in Kansa​s and you might​ want to stay awake​.​"

But Mulla​rkey appar​ently​ has other​ thoug​hts about​ her subje​cts as well,​ which​ she expre​ssed throu​gh a finan​cial donat​ion of $​1,​000 to pass Propo​sitio​n 8, revok​ing marri​age right​s from milli​ons of gay and lesbi​an Ameri​cans.​

The New York Daily​ News repor​ts:​ "​Maure​en Mulla​rkey,​ 66, made her sizab​le contr​ibuti​on to the Natio​nal Organ​izati​on for Marri​age'​s 'Yes on 8' fund in June,​ a Daily​ News revie​w of campa​ign recor​ds found​.​ The Westc​heste​r Count​y woman​ was one of tens of thous​ands who poure​d a total​ of more than $83 milli​on into the coffe​rs of Propo​sitio​n 8 suppo​rt group​s - money​ that helpe​d convi​nce Calif​ornia​ voter​s to overt​urn an earli​er court​ decis​ion grant​ing gays the right​ to marry​ in the Golde​n State​.​ Quest​ioned​ outsi​de her home in tony Chapp​aqua - the same town where​ Bill and Hilla​ry Clint​on live - she refus​ed to discu​ss her donat​ion last night​.​ When asked​ how she could​ have donat​ed money​ to fight​ gay marri​age after​ makin​g money​ from her depic​tions​ of gays,​ she just said,​ '​So?​.​.​.​If you write​ that story​,​ I'll sue you,​'​ she said.​"

~​~​~​~​FYI,​ Maure​en Mulla​rkey'​s home page:​

http:​/​/​www.​ maure​enmul​larke​y.​ com/​home/​home.​ html

Maure​en Mulla​rkey'​s email​s:​ maure​enmul​larke​y@​earth​link.​net
and
maure​enmul​larke​y@​gmail​.​com

Mulla​rkey is a Contr​ibuti​ng Edito​r at ArtCr​itica​l:​ http:​/​/​www.​ artcr​itica​l.​ com/

~​~​~​~​and,​ Mulla​rkey is a real piece​ of work havin​g also given​ $​500.​00 on 09/​02/​04 to the Swift​ Boat Veter​ans smear​ campa​ign:​

http:​/​/​forms​.​ irs. gov/​polit​icalO​rgsSe​arch/​searc​h/​Print​.​ actio​n?​formI​d=​21305​&​formT​ype=​E72

Maure​en M. Mulla​rkey
81 Dougl​as Rd
Chapp​aqua,​ NY 10514​

Some of Mulla​rkey'​s work is sold by:

Silve​rmine​ Guild​ Arts Cente​r
1037 Silve​rmine​ Road
New Canaa​n,​ CT 06840​
Phone​:​ 203-​966-​9700

http:​/​/​www.​ silve​rmine​art.​ org/​galle​ry/​artis​t_​detai​l.​ cfm?​artis​tID=​137

http:​/​/​www.​ silve​rmine​art.​ org/​index​.​ cfm

04 February 2009

UnFortunate Cookie

So i found this fortune cookie under my friend's car seat whilst looking for the fallen cap to my bottled water. I was reading the ingredients--why? idk, i was drunk? i was bored? i'm a health-nut? No, no, that's definately not it! No, let's go with drunk. What's important here is what was listed in the ingredients, or shall i say, was not listed:
Bleached wheat flour, sugar, water, partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oil, soybean lecithin, sodium bicarbonate, natural orange flavor, FD&C yellow #5 & #6.
Wait, there is something missing here.... Does not this cookie also contain A FORTUNE?!


Fatty that i am, you know i ate it. Not before offering it to the car's owner, of course. I mean, i'm fat, but i'm not rude. So the "fortune," of course is something totally vague/non-specific &/or all-encompassing, like "Live in THIS moment."


1) Live in in THAT moment?!! Are you serious? I was drunk, so i should just stay drunk all the time?! Not wise advice to a practicing alcoholic, Mr Cookie, i must say!


Which brings me to: 2) This is not a fortune, in fact, this is not even advice! Advice would be in the subjunctive, would it not? As in "You should live...." (Davida, correct me if i am wrong) Dare i say, this is a command?!! I don't know about y'all, but i am not in the habit of listening to my food. My, stomach, yes; food no. I mean, i quite enjoy a big, heapin' bowl of puffy, gay-rainbow colored goodness that we know and love as Trix--i don't care if it is just for kids. I'm with that silly rabbit, i won't listen. (BTW, a rabbit, turning trix, how appropriate and hillarious! Sometimes at night i turn trix----->into dinner.)


Lastly, sodium bicarbonate..., bicarbonate..., carbonate.... Is that what Hans Solo was encased in in the Empire Strikes Back? Was he, in fact, encased in some kind of giant, super-cosmic, extraterrestrial, furturistic fortune cookie? Heehee! If so, what was Jabba the Hut's fortune, "death becomes you?" Hahaha!


Post-lastley: Java the Hut--what i great name for a coffee shop. No, wait, i'm sure some one's already thought of this, maybe a funny Youtube vid: Tony get your best people on this! haha!


DISCLAIMER: NO i am NOT high.
or drunk.

The WTF Files: Just Say Huh? to Drugs.

OK, for those of you who watch TV, you may have seen the commercials for a couple different asthma medications. One of them is Advair, i forget what the other is. On either one, however, if you listen to the side-effects, one of them is
ASTHMA-RELATED-DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you fucking kidding me???!!!!!


DOC: I'm going to write you this presciption. Take one a day. You may experience some side-effects, like headaches, coughing, sore throat, death, nausea or vomiting. If any of those become unbearable give me a call and we'll switch your medication.


FOOL: Oh, ok,--wait! What?!! Death?!!!!


DOC: Well, for that one, if you wake up dead, stop taking the pills and call your mortician immediately, she'll take care of you from there.


DOC: Oh, by the way, uh..., we're gonna need you to pay your bill before you leave the office today..., yeah..., thanks. And good luck!



What if this happens with other medications, like, idk, say, Viagra. What if you radiply got such a big woody it just stabbed you in the heart. Like schwing, splat, odie, odie, odie!!! Like some pervert vampire named Garth being run through with a stake!


IDK, i just gotta say, WTF with this one!