You dirty, good-for-nothing, lazy, bum, get a freaking job already!

so, it's official: i am now one of the nation's many unemployed. good bye to mervyn's--forever. another victim of mismanagement and a sagging economy. ten years of my working life, gone. thanks in advance for the unemployment and government cheese and whatever else i can squeeze outta Uncle Sam heehee, jk. "your tax dollars at work!" --for me! again, jk. or am i?!? muahhahahaa!